ThompsonR1213

Cheese*, France*, Provence*, siege*, wolf, god, Constantinople*, byzantine empire*, Egyptians*, Max, Greeks*, romans*, battleship*, war*, peace*, alternate dimensions*, Microsoft word, revolution (show)*, **power mysteriously goes out***, bows*, swords*, tanks*, animals*, planes*, cars*, trucks*, ambulances*, submarines*, bombers*, snakes*, white*, black*, yin-yang*, Japanese*, Chinese*, French*, English*, Germany*, poland*, Finland*, Europe*, Eurasia*,

(Max) wants (cheese) because (the Egyptians are after him), but (the cheese keeps running away).

Climax: The cheese kills Max!

One day Max was in Egypt and he was very hungry so he went and got some cheese but the Egyptians got mad at him because he didn't have enough money on him. As he was arguing with the Egyptians, a cheese came from an alternate dimension, this cheese had legs and arms and it took the cheese that Max was trying to buy and threw it through the alternate dimension portal. Then Max and the Egyptians saw the cheese just as it started running off. The Egyptians got pitchforks and started going after Max because he lost their cheese, so as the cheese was running away Max was chasing it and the Egyptians were chasing Max. The cheese ran around the world from Constantinople in the Byzantine Empire to Japan in Asia. The cheese was clever and when Max was close to catching the cheese, the cheese would hide in an unexpected place. Once the cheese hid on a huge flag with the yin-Yang on it, he hid in the white circle as he was a white wheel of cheese. Then the cheese was chased by Max who was chased by the Egyptians to China where the power in the whole world just mysteriously turned off! Now the Greeks blamed Max for the power outage because, some one who looked a lot like Max was the one who shut down all the power. Max was annoyed because now he couldn't chase the cheese with planes or cars or trucks or battleships or submarines. Right before Max caught the cheese, the cheese made a portal and stepped through it, Max dove after the cheese and went right through the portal too! Max appeared during the Roman Empire, and he was accused of witchcraft so now while the Egyptians and Greeks weren't chasing Max the Romans were! Now Max was after the cheese to take him back to his time. Max tried catching the cheese with anything he had while the Romans were after him with Bows and Swords and war animals! Max chased the cheese now all through Eurasia until he finally caught the cheese and demanded to be taken back to his time. The cheese said ok and opened a portal which Max promptly stepped through, and on the other side was....the siege of France in WWII he was in Provence more specifically. There were German tanks and bombers everywhere bombing and destroying everything. Sadly the treacherous cheese also brought the Romans, Greeks and Egyptians through the portal too so that they could chase after Max. Max was now chased all over world war 2 Europe across Finland, Poland, England and Germany (where he was actually the one who killed Hitler not with poison but with black snakes). The Egyptians and Greeks, who knew that if Hitler hadn't been stopped their future selves would have died, stopped chasing Max, leaving the Romans to take care of him. Max ended up hijacking a couple of world war II ambulances and ran over all the Romans. Now Max was pissed and wanted to go home he went after the cheese and finally found him. As Max started towards the cheese in his ambulance the cheese pressed and red button and a nuke dropped on Max (they were in Hiroshima at the time) Max died from radiation poisoning...But then...BAM! he was back in Egypt with the cheese. Max quickly gave the cheese back to the Egyptians and ran back to his hut where he opened Microsoft word and wrote this story. LA FIN!