BrooksM1213

Richard was a strapping young lad who was notorious for being a ladies man. Sadly one day Richard refused to listen to his driver’s ed teacher and went on the train tracks as a train was passing by. Richard thought it was a good idea to run for the train as he did not pay attention in class to Mr. Cambell who said to run at 45 degree angle to the train. Richard lost both legs and both arms and was severely maimed in the accident. His mother gave the government permission to turn him into a cyborg to prolong his life as a concequence he was mostly metal and really ugly cause of his darth vader face. Richard came to school and all the normal kids made fun of him and his cool darth vader face. The new “in” thing at school was juggling which was made popular by lil wayne in his new song “I be straight juggling with my thugs” so when he tried to learn how to juggle he did really bad because he was still getting used to his cyborg arms. One day when he was practicing one outcast Poncho walked up to him. Poncho always wore a rainbow poncho at school because he didn’t want to get his glistening chest hair wet the other kids thought he was a werewolf because no human should be that hairy and thus was shunned as a result. Richard just wanted to get his juggling down and said to poncho “aye Poncho get outta here!” Poncho walked away with his head down. Everyday for two weeks he tried to talk to Richard. Finally Richard asked what he wanted and Poncho informed him that he was state juggling champion and no one knew because they never wanted to talk to him. Flabbergasted Richard delightfully asked him if he could teach him how to juggle and Poncho proudly agreed. After weeks of practice Richard signed up for the school talent show. When the day arrived Richard proudly stepped on stage and introduced himself. Richard threw one ball after another into the air until he had a total of 52 balls in the air after spinning around and catching the balls behind his back he added 2 chainsaws to the set. The audience went wild at his daring performance and he regained his social status as a ladies man. After his performance he bowed and said “My dear friends, the glory isn’t only mine my good friend Poncho trained me for this day and deserves just as much respect as me”. After the crowd roared one last time a fine mist appeared and out of the mist walked Tupac Shakur. Tupac grabbed the mic and proceeded to rap many of his songs and after his last song he said “Yo I gotta thank my homie Richard for doing such an awesome performance that it summoned me from the grave”. Richard and Poncho became the coolest kids at school and got to hang out with Tupac regularly.