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(An old hermit named Mordcai) wants (to escape the invision of the robot ninja pirates) because (the robot ninja pirates are on a mass genocide to wipe out the humans),but (they are from space and have far more advanced technology as well as combat skills so escaping them is going to be difficult). Climax: Mordcai faces the robot ninja pirate army in the open space in front of his shack in a face off to the death

Title- Mordcai’s showdown

M ordcai finished slaying the bear that came too close in his lonely house in the middle of the woods. With a beam of bright white light, it ended. Mordcai was born with supernatural powers that have allowed him to survive in the woods since he was abandoned in the woods by his parents as a boy. He went back into his shack and rested for a while and played his banjo, his powers used a lot of his energy. This was a normal day for the hermit Mordcai, who was 86 years old.

One day, he was taking a lonesome walk in the woods when he heard screaming. He hobbled over to where the noise originated which seemed to be in a small outlet village, and was amazed at what he saw. There was a lone metal robot, with a blood red bandanna tied to his head and wearing a ninja-yoroi, or ninja uniform. His weapon of choice seemed to be a cutlass he held in one hand, but in a belt around his waist held throwing stars. This mechanical beast stood over the many dead bodies of the people he had recently killed. The deceased were all the people from the small village Mordcai had just discovered. Seeing all these dead people made Mordcai think that this robot, wasn’t so nice. So he sprinted, not something many seniors can do, and his the robot in his face with his walking stick.

“ARGGHHH!” the robot screamed with a mechanical cry.

Mordcai then followed to hit the deadly machine with a beam of equally deadly light, right in it’s robot head. It fell to the ground with a thud, more lifeless than it previously was. Nothing was left of the head, except the mouth which then spoke these deadly words, “More of us robot ninja pirates will come to kill you soon, no later than three days from now. YOU WILL PERISH!” Dead now, the robot was left on the ground as Mordcai went back home, very troubled about this new threat.

In the open space in front of his shack, Mordcai trained, determined to not die at the lifeless hands of the robot ninja pirates. There were not many things an old hermit like him could do to train without messing up his hip and taking bathroom breaks every ten minutes. He worked hard nevertheless, doing a push up here and there, as well as practicing shooting his death beams out of his hands at trees. This went on for the following three days before his showdown with the robot ninja pirate army. The night before the fight, Mordcai decided not to train and play his banjo instead. It relaxed him and he was skilled at playing it too.

The day of the big showdown between Mordcai and the robot ninja pirates, Mordcai ate a breakfast of homemade Mordi-O’s. It wasn’t exactly the breakfast of champions, but he didn’t exactly live five minutes away from your local supermarket. Somewhat satisfied with his meal, Mordcai went outside to face his foes. He waited in anticipation until they came, playing epic showdown music on his banjo.

They came at high noon, when the sun is at it’s highest, which is when most epic battles take place. In an orderly, robot like fashion they came one by one until there were hundreds of robot ninja pirates in front of Mordcai. They stood opposite each other, seeing which one will make the first deadly move. Mordcai, being a 86 year old grumpy hermit, became impatient and shot one of his death beams at his enemies, killing a whole line of robot ninja pirates in an instant. This sparked the beginning of the fight. The robot pirate ninja’s first attack was to throw throwing stars once they had Mordcai surrounded. Once they were in position they launched their attack, throwing the stars at speeds that pro baseball players would envy. Mordcai simply dodged their attack by jumping straight up. Seeing this as an opportunity to attack, Mordcai shot beams of death from both hands, wiping out at least 2/3rd of the robot ninja pirate forces. The second Mordcai touched the ground he was rushed by the remaining robot pirate ninjas with their deadly cutlasses. They attacked him from every side, not giving him a way to escape. Mordcai used his cane to block attacks and deal them as well. One by one they fell until he could see no other foes. Bathing in his glory, “Serves you right you no fangled technological hoo-haa!” he said.

He followed to then complain to himself about the new technology of this age. Mordcai lived the rest of his few years in the same depressing way he had been before the robot pirate ninjas attacked, alone, in the forest, playing his banjo. That is, until the alien robot pirate ninjas attacked…