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A boy wants to stop bullies because of past experiences, but does not know how or where to start.

Climax: He creates and gets his portal gun to work.

**The Portal Gun** By: Andrew F. I have been bullied for many years but not anymore, I hope. I am trying to create an invention to stop all bullying for good. This is how I got the idea. I was playing with my brotheron his ps3 when we started talking about if the portal gun from portal wasreal. “Alec wouldn’t it be awesome if portal guns were real?” “I guess, please stop talking your distracting me!” “Sorry.” “Shut up, if you think it is socool then why don’t you make one!” “Good idea, Thanks Alec.” I went online toebay.com to see if anyone was selling blueprint or had already created one. No one had though, so I started drawing the blueprint. I calculated that it was only going to cost $20.00. I ask my brother if he would take me to the dollar store and surprisingly he said yes, probably to get me off his back. I walked out after purchasing 100 led lights,2 2 packs of electrical tape, 5 sheets of plastic, 5 sheets of metal, and 2 magnifying glasses. I got them all for $16.80. My brother picked me up just as I was walking out. We went home and I started working on the portal gun.

When I finished the next day I shot one shot at the wall and suddenly a orange portal opened. I was so surprised that it actually worked I shot another shot at the ceiling and a blue portal opened. I didn’t even think about if I should go in the portal before I did it. I landed on my feet on top of my table. My Mom came in so I quickly closed up the portals with a button on the gun. My Mom saw me on the table so she yelled at me and askedme why. I told her I was checking how sturdy the table was. She gave me a weird look and just walked away.

The next day I brought it to my school. A bully came up to me and pushed me to the ground I quickly pulled out my portal gun and shot an orange portal directly below him. He fell head first into a pile of manure. The reason was I preparedfor this by finding the poop and placed a blue portal directly above it before School started. Right after he fell in the manure I closed up the portal. The principal found him locked outside and gave him a suspension for skipping class. After class was over a lot of kids asked what the device was I shot. I pretended I had no idea what they were talking about and walked away. At lunch I saw some kids picking on the girl that I really like. I was not prepared like last time but I quickly came up with an idea. I shot one portal in the trash can and shot the other right below each of the jerks. They all ended up in the trash piled up on top of each other. Then I looked back at the girl and she was gone. I felt someone tap me on the shoulder. It was her, as soon as noticed her It hit me that she had just kissed me on the check. I almost fainted but didn’t. Then she walked back to her table.

When I got home I took out the portal gun, as soon as I did I saw it slowly falling to the ground. I reached down to catch it but barely missed it. It was smashed up very badly. A tear fell from my eye thinking about how the rest of high school would be without this invention. The next day at school all the jerks at school were so nervous. They thought I still had it. I managed to get through the rest of the day without anyone asking to see it. When I got home I quickly ran up to my room with the thought that I could fix the gun. It did not have all the parts but I was hoping it would work fine without it. My mom came up and told me it was my bedtime. I fell asleep quickly because the hard work I had done but was still nervous about if it was going to work.

I overslept the next day and had to quickly rush to catch the bus. I stuffed the portal gun in my backpack and ran out the door. Right when I did my whole backpack seemed to blow up. I woke up 10 minutes later covered in trash. I looked around and saw that I was in a trash can in the cafeteria. The portal gun had malfunctioned and sent me to the last place a portal was placed. The bell rang 30 seconds later so I ran to class smelling like crap. I am in class now and the portal gun is in my backpack. I am just hoping it will not go off again, especially because I am in class. 3, 2, 1, binggggg. Oh crap, here come the bullies. “Where is that teleporter thingy of yours?” “Leave me alone jerk!” “You think you are so cool because of you gizmo, give it to me!” I have a idea. “Here you go, you deserve it.” “Thanks Idiot.” Click, bzoom. “Oh my gosh, he is gone!” 1 week later, I am now doing great due to my accidental breaking of my portal gun. I am considering building a new one and using it to help stop all bulling. When the dollar store heard about the portal gun I created they closed down so they would not get interrogated about what they had been selling to such a young kid. Hopefully things stay this way.

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